--Chav Quiz--

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2.What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.

3.What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4.What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

5.Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down
a flight of stairs.

6.What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7.If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8.What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9.What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10.How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11.Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12.Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!